Category: DailySocotra

Deirdre’s Origanal Rogues Galley

Hi! Miles said I could take the lead on today’s edition of The Daily. Production has taken my cookbook away. Apparently Cooking With Oil is now “finished,” which means I am forbidden to improve it until the September release. They suggested I stay the hell away from it for a while. I lasted almost fourteen […]

DEIRDRE’S CORN DOGS IN FAIRFAX

Cooking Smarter Instead of Harder Good evening, Gentle Readers! Well…I lost. The Production Section held a staff meeting this morning and informed me that Cooking With Oil is apparently no longer my problem. They claim the manuscript has escaped into the wild and is now somebody else’s responsibility. I’m not entirely convinced. I had planned […]

Socotra House Public Health Service Announcement

  Word Spread over the weekend that the parasitic infection that has affected thousands of consumers across the country with severe gastro-intestinal ailments. It was attributed yesterday by officials at the Food and Drug Administration as being transmitted by chopped lettuce products served at Taco Bell and provided by Taylor Farms de Mexico. Today, that […]

It’s Finally Freakin’ Over!

Right? We lurched unsteadily through yesterday’s coverage of what was, arguably, one of the largest shared human events in history. They say a billion of us watched—a thousand million people around the globe taking part in the same emotional, bewildering spectacle. Madonna, Shakira, Justin Bieber and BTS represented the cultural diversity celebrated throughout the FIFA […]

A Mess of Lo Mein

England defeated France, 6-4, in Atlanta yesterday afternoon to claim Third Place in the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The Parisians finished fourth after a tournament run that was considerably more impressive than the phrase “finished fourth” makes it sound. But that leaves only the REAL END to the athletic spectacles of the last three months. […]

Have a Taco Bell in the Olive Garden

OK—I have the chicken thawed and ready to be assembled by some Interns earning extra credit for weekend shift work while the major air campaign enters its sixth cycle of days. Our thoughts go out to everyone involved, along with the sad news that at least two more Americans have been lost to drones launched […]

Cooking With Oil

Hi! It’s Dee. I asked Miles if I could just run the one graphic this morning, since there are no other celebrations in progress. That I am aware of, anyway. That spun out of control immediately with two other ones which made it part of the New Normal and feel quite familiar! The Boys cooked […]

Infrastructure Week Begins

​Chris Bott;​Peter Obrien;​kalmnoll@protonmail.com;​Joe Mazzafro;​JAMES MUELLER;​Philip Eakin;​Vincent Fragomene;​Ed McDaniel;​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Inline image We have largely been concerned with Iran’s instruments of military power. There has been only moderate success in moderating the behavior of the Iranian regime, one which some of us have opposed- mentally and physically-for almost. half century. Today marks the change to something different. […]

Messi & the Archies All Day!

We shared the afternoon with 82-year-old Mick Jagger presiding over one of the most dramatic sporting events most of us have ever watched. I generally don’t pay much attention to what is happening in the Conference Room except to know when the crowd is becoming restless for nourishment. There was a distinctly generational vibe to […]

Sophie Cunningham Makes a Point

There have been some baffled remarks in the Conference Room lately about some things that have been happening in a minor professional sport. It is the Women’s National Basketball League, and recent events there have been pretty amazing. Sophie Cunningham and Kaitlin Clarke are the headliners in the news, as Sophie made her graphic statement […]