Author: Vic Socotra

No Way Out

Life and Island Times April 7 2016 Nick, the tree cutter, and his Caring Tree Company crew, was back in the hood yesterday. Next door neighbor Wisconsin had yet another diseased tree, a 50 year old Royal Poinciana, which required removal. The tree had been beset with ground termites, fatal fungal diseases and strangling, variegated […]

Quo Vadis

So, this morning ends in triumph: I walked down to the barn to make a valiant last try at starting the Rambler, expecting to find the battery dead from the exertions of yesterday. I did not touch the gas pedal, having convinced myself I had flooded her yesterday with what a remembered was the customary […]

Caffeine Coming to the Reef

Life and Island Times April 1 2016 It is official – a national chain has signed a contract to open operation in the waters off of Marathon Key. The Starbucks Coffee Company has begun rehabilitating Sombrero Lighthouse to accommodate a stand-alone coffee shop next to one of the most popular tourist attractions in Florida. Charter […]

Living With the Shadow Warriors

01 April 2016 Editor’s note: No joke, despite the date. I was going to continue the story of that Med Cruise long ago and try to stay away from getting emotional about the current chaos of a nation turning itself inside out and not doing very well at it. Messy business, but that is not […]

Pre-Summit Follies in West Med

Editor’s note: more complete idiocy out there on the campaign trail yesterday. I am going back where the only real threat in the world is a heavily armed Soviet Union in 1989. Gentle Readers, remember, if you will, the merry band of Carrier Air Wing SIX embarked in USS Forrestal (CV-59) who did not know […]

If You Can Keep It

(George Washington Plunkitt, late of the New York Legislature, and Tammany Hall. He was a master of practical politics). I didn’t think they could get me to do it, but they have. I am an intensely political beast, and I have always had a fondness for the rough-and-ready nature of the American political process, warts […]

TAPS: Jinny Martin

27 March 2016 Mrs. Virginia “Jinny” Martin, 88, of natural causes at Rancho Santa Fe, CA. A friend wrote: “She was frail yet her passing was unexpected.” Born in February,1928, to Mr. and Mrs. Otis Wheeler of North Harmony Street in Medina, Jinny was proud of her heritage in the Buckeye State. Her ancestors included […]

Christos Anesti

March 27 2016 Life and Island Times Editor’s note: We are done with the account of the trip to The Hill, the secular temple to the constitutional Republic for which it stands. We may go back up there. It is time, on this holy day, to strike out with some bold new initiatives. Our pal […]

The Monocle

(Actor Tom Hanks gets his picture on the wall at Sardi’s). Restaurants with the pictures of famous people on the wall are common in places where famous people deign to congregate. Chicago has them; New York, of course. I was once treated to a dinner at the legendary Sardi’s, and was fascinated by the caricatures […]

Subways

(The original monorail Congressional train. It is very cool, and sits in the underground junction of the Senate Russell office Building corridors, which used to the tunnel in which the train operated). It is Good Friday, and Easter is coming on. I wonder about what sort of basket my grandson is going to get, and […]