Arrias and his Muse: Bone
Mullah, son of a Mullah,
He’s the new big man in town,
Though it seems to be starting slow,
Rumor has it he’s wearing a frown.
Seems he was near his pappy,
At least according to an anonymous reporter,
And one of the early airstrikes
Made him a foot shorter…
He no longer has an air force,
His navy has lots of leaks,
And the war is still young,
Not even two little weeks.
B-1s and B-52s have moved to forward bases,
Cut the sortie times in two,
Dropping lots of little JDAMs,
That sweet voodoo that they do.
And though the war isn’t goin’ perfect,
Maybe the Mullahs should get on the phone,
Tell the Donald they surrender,
Before they’re found a big, nasty B-ONE…
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March 12, 2026
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