Requisat I was trying to find out what we had to do to spread Snidely’s ashes at sea when I saw the stupid old Navy is going to scuttle the O-Boat as an artificial reef in the Gulf. There are four states, or five, if you include the joint proposal, that want the former USS […]

There were three voicemails waiting for me when I stirred in the darkness. The cell phone beeps slowly, every minute or so, like the dripping of a faucet. I looked at the dim red light of the alarm clock. I was screwed. It was 0248, and sleep would not come again. I stumbled around, and […]

I never saw a truck melted to the height of a card-table before, but I did yesterday. I was in a high state of agitation anyway, having wasted an hour in the visitor’s center in front of CIA. I was not able to work the security system, which is apparently fairly simple but only if […]

Background Check How time flies. It was only a year ago that Saddam was found in his spider hole. He has been questioned regularly ever since, just like a government worker or a Defense contractor. If you haven’t had a polygraph lately, you ought to try one. Like It is a marvelously clarifying experience. You […]

Air Raid Pearl It is sixty-three years and a world away now, the great surprise. I used to think about it a lot when we were young sailors in the Great Patriotic War against the Commies. In that year we were assigned to the staff of the Theater Anti-submarine Warfare Commander, a three star Admiral […]

Cable TV It is an ambiguous day. It doesn’t know if it is going to rain or not outside. I listened to the sound of explosions from Jiddah, in the great empty nation of Saudi Arabia. The American consulate was hit by two explosions. They can’t keep it straight as to whether the facility was […]

Tommy Thompson, consummate politician from Wisconsin, rider of Harley-Davidson motorcycles and the Department of Health and Human Services, is calling it quits. He is going home after forty years of government service. He was elected to the state legislature when he was 24; he was governor for 14 years, and a Cabinet Secretary for a […]

I had a great seat for the remarks by the Senior Government Official at the Unacknowledged Location. I could say more, of course, but those were the ground rules from Walter Pincus, the grizzled reporter from the Washington Post whose beat is the Intelligence Community. He was the moderator, and had the seat on the […]

Apocalypse Tomorrow The world is going to end, and it is going to be in seventy-two years. The signs are all around us, if you know how to look at it. I scribbled furiously in my notebook. The professor from Rice University was quite articulate about it. He did not use the Christian calendar. He […]

Exurbs No cried an alert Reader. ”Don’t try to explain the stupid Intelligence Bill again! You are not on the Hill working the issue, and there is nuance that you are going to miss. And besides, a Socotra piece about ”How a Bill Becomes Law” will just drive everyone face-first into their Cheerios. They hate that. […]