The jury did not take long to convict Mr. Jose Padilla in Miami. One of the jurors delivered her opinion on the matter in Spanish, her preferred language, which ends the long legal limbo of the Brooklyn-born jihadi who the government said wanted to vaporize Chicago. It seems that the American mortgage melt-down rattling the […]

Have you been to Graceland? Do you have the ability to open your heart to the King? It is thirty years today that Elvis left the building for the last time, and there is a legion of fans holding candles in front of the gates to The Mansion. Over a thousand Elvis impersonators are coming […]

Truck bombs killed the Yazidis in northern Iraq this morning. Sunni men are responsible, apparently, some sort of revenge for an internet video of a local woman being stoned. It is supposed to be pretty vicious. Her crime was dating a co-religionist of the bombers, and naturally the response was to blow to tiny bits […]

There are problems with the Shuttle, broken tiles again, the thing that killed the crew of Columbia. The people in Utah are talking about drilling a third shaft 1600 feet into the rock to look for the lost miners, though sadly it appears a remote hope. In town, the word has spread that Karl Rove, […]

Edwina’s husband Dickie was a hero of the Empire. He was born three years after his great grandmother Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee, the year before her passing, and thus appeared at the zenith of the greatest common aggregation of peoples the world has ever known. He was a catch when he grew to manhood. The family […]

I am not panicking this morning, though financial matters of both tactical and strategic levels woke me early. I was comforted by the massive infusion of cash into the markets by the Federal Reserve. Still, being uncomfortably alert so long before breakfast, like Louis Carroll, I was prepared to believe at least three impossible things. […]

I already made a resolution to stay out of mines. The stories from Utah about the men lost 1,400 feet below the surface in the darkness give me the creeps when I think about all that rock overhead, like being in the crypt of the Great Pyramid. I am trying to stay away from bridges, […]

Classiebawn Castle, County Sligo It should be languid and it should be at peace. Global warming only makes the languor of the heat that much more compelling. August should be for holidays, but it is not. There is a hot war on, and there are bombs going off daily, even if the American surge is […]

They stopped the game for ten minutes after Barry Bonds smacked the record-breaker out of AT&T Park in San Francisco last night. The white sphere arced to the very deepest point of the field of play, well over four hundred feet away from the plate. Then it fell from the sky and the record was […]

Adam Gadahn was on the television yesterday. I gather he has a new rock video on the streets, and he is rappin’ down the coming Jihad. His English is perfect, like, American idiomatic-perfect, Dude, which is natural since he is from California. He used the anniversary of the atomic bombing of Japan to foretell an […]