(Donk’s House Band) It is a quiet morning, soft and cool, very unlike DC’s normal going-on-August feel of a soggy beach towel, rife with the scent of sweat and mold.   I was thinking about the show at Donk’s while I shoveled out the company mail in the morning silence of Tunnel Eight, I saw […]

(Neon Donks Marquee) The theater is about halfway between Moon and Hudgins, which is about the way I felt. I was in the back of the Outback, along for the ride in the full darkness of the Middle Neck of Virginia.   I confess I was a bit drowsy from the length of the day, […]

(Robert “King” Carter’s Tomb, Christ Church, White Flint, VA)   My man Deng Xiaoping once famously observed that it doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white so long as it catches mice. I was thinking about that as I looked at Heckle and Jeckle, the two feral felines who permit me to occupy […]

(Zanjeer Zani religious flagellation device.. Cavendish photo)   I had plenty of time to think behind the wheel of the trusty Bluesmobile as I flogged it downstate. It’s a ine car to drive in a crisis, a lot like taking your living room couch out on the highway. The police model has the big engine, […]

  (Proposed Big Pink Sign) I saw Mardy 1 in the lobby when I was trooping back form the pool. She had a day off from the House of D, and was dressed in casual sweat elegance with a well-worn blue ballcap instead of her formal D-black.   There was a crowd in front of […]

(The Globe)   I joined the Army yesterday.   Not that one. Not that I don’t respect the Green Machine, the original one, but my time for going to the field in anything other than a Holiday Inn Express is long past.   I have been puzzling about what to do- something I could do. […]

  (The Solar Disc, unblemished. US Naval Research Laboratory photo) Bless the Navy, both ours and that of the Queen, and throw in Portugal and Spain’s as well, since they were the first of the great Navigators.   All of them looked to the sky for portents of what would befall their frail vessels on […]

(M-80 Explosive Holiday Commemoration Device) It is later than usual here this morning, or better said, the earth is spinning along just fine and I am trying to mount it at about three quarters-speed and not succeeding that well.   That is a function of the emerging social whirl here at Big Pink, which features […]

(See below for “Time Rain” pyrotechnics blossom, an effect created by large, slow-burning stars that leave a trail of large glittering sparks behind and make a very loud sizzling noise. Produces “Oohs” and “ahs” on the National Mall. Show by Pyro Spectaculars, Inc., of San Francisco, CA.) It is quiet in Arlington, except for the […]

I got two increasingly belligerent calls from the Fifth Floor- Big Pink’s party central, and that is what determined how the evening was going to go. I had no idea it would be such a thriller.   I was exhausted and a little pissed off. I rose before the crack of dawn to write catalog […]