(Walnut and Brass-bound steam trunk. Photo Socotra) “See, people think that the ship is built around the engine, the way they do now. Wasn’t true then. The Union Iron Works in San Francisco built the two engines, assembled and tested them ashore and then disassembled them and constructed them again here in the ship. Every […]

(Captain Harry and the paneling on Officer’s Row. Photo Socotra.)   “You know what these are,” he said, fingering a brass ring mounted at the top of each panel. I nodded, though I had no clue and was frankly overwhelmed by the highly polished wooden deck beneath my feet, and the notion that this had […]

(ex-USS New Jersey, one of four Iowa-class Battlewagons BB-62 at her resting place. Photo Socotra).   We walked past the entrance to the indoor Seaport Museum to take in the vista of bedraggled Camden across the Delaware River. There, the Iowa-Class battlewagon ex-USS New Jersey (BB-62)  looms like a long gray mountain across the slate […]

(Classic Olympia Beer label, circa 1914. Legacy Copyright SABMiller Corp.)   I remember the slogan for Olympia-brand beer, from the Great Pacific Northwest. Maybe you do, too. “It’s the water!” they proudly proclaimed in the days when there were three television channels and life made a certain non-ironic sense.   I haven’t seen any Oly […]

The two projects have been hanging over my head for weeks now. I have to generate a special 25th Anniversary issue of the Quarterly for the Professional Association, and then the regular Fall-Winter issue. They can take weekends of work, and I was running out of time. I am bound by the commitment to get […]

(Split blackened artichokes. Photo Socotra).   Ingredients:   One package Harris Teeters Pierogies stuffed with chedder and jalpanos (twelve, approximately)   One large Castroville, California, artichoke.   Hellman’s Original Mayonaisse, fresh creamery butter, sea salt and crushed black pepper to taste.   One steak, marinated in Jack Daniels Garlic and Herb sauce 24 hours (unless […]

(Peter Finch is mad as hell in this frame from the 1976 film “Network.” Photo fair use from Wikipedia. Copyright MGM/Turner Entertainment) A lot of people of apparently running on the Mad as Hell platform this season, echoing the classic line of Paddy Chayefsky’s washed up television anchor Howard Beale:   “I’m mad as hell, […]

(The ritual of the 2010 Big Pink closing ceremony, Big Pink’s 2010 season. Left to right, Chad, Jiggs, Vic, Joe, Jeremy, Mrs. Hitler, Manda, Sarah-with-H, Mardy-2. Choreography Mary Margaret. Photo Manduley)   My sister Anook called and caught me by the pool. Well, it would be hard to catch me anywhere else on the last […]

I look at him with each meal I prepare. Oh, I should mention this now, the indoor cooking season will commence next week and I have a most triumphant recipe for peanut soup that we will try this week, so stand by. I was contemplating that when I actually looked at Lenin. He, or at […]

(Centurion with campaign and Imperial medals. Image courtesy Ermine Street Guard, Copywrite 2010)   “…a Centurion Pilus Prior (First Spear) in command of a cohort would hold a rank equivalent to that of a Lieutenant Colonel, since the number of soldiers under their command is similar. On the other hand, the vast majority of Centurions […]