Bobbie got back on Thursday. She had gone to see the elephant. She arrived happy and in good shape, according to my pal Joe, who was beaming with relief and paternal pride. His little girl was out of the war zone. She had been part of the surge of troops intended to knock […]

  (Stacey with an e holding one of Kate’s famous red-velvet cupcakes with butter frosting. Photo Socotra.) I am about done with the hot-button topics of the week. It is Friday, after all, and thank God for that. I was thinking, something I normally do right after mashing the “send” button on the story that […]

      Socotra House is a concern without specific ideological agendas.   Oh, hell, that is nonsense. Sorry. I know when we start out on these little soap-bubble voyages that we are going to wind up taking a shot at people and things, but I assure you there is actually a vague attempt at […]

I tried to watch the State of the Onion thing on the tube last night but got bored after the first half hour of celebrity blather. I toddled off to bed before we got to the class warfare thing. Apparently will be the basis of the campaign this year. I surrender. As Michelle has observed […]

    The strongest radiation storm since 2005 is raging on the sun. You know things have been ominously quiet up there, but that is over. NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded a monster ultraviolet plume on Sunday, a colossal jet of “coronal mass ejection”  from sunspot 1402. The charged particles will strike the earth this […]

  Gentle Readers, We screwed up here at The Daily yesterday. Not unusual, as I am sure you will attest, but I got caught this time by two senior intelligence officials and I need to explain. Typing quickly, I noted that the ship from which my pal Mac acquired the “small” battle flag- the mighty […]

So, the Speaker trounced Mr. Romney down in South Carolina, and the circus appears set to continue into the slightly less dark month of February. I don’t know what is next. I suppose I should go and check. I used to see the Speaker around town, the last time on the sixth deck of the […]

(West Coast Guy, the Lovely Bea, and the indomitable Admiral Mac.) “I have to drink the wine when I am out because I have to drive home,” I said. The bar was raucous for a change, people seeming to have come past the first holiday of the new year with minimal damage. The usual suspects […]

“They say creative destruction is a process by which capitalism selectively destroys things,” I said to the enormous green turtle, who was standing in front of the new building across North Glebe Road and gesturing to the oncoming traffic. “What?” said the turtle, voice muffled by the green fabric of the costume. I moved a […]

I don’t know if I could pull off a story thismorning, what with Wikipedia going dark, and the ominous black mask over theGoogle logo on the mighty search engine. Check it out: (Masked Google Logo echoes corporate protest to corporate aggression. Photo belongs to them, please don’t hurt me.) This is what greets the world […]