Category: DailySocotra

Crap, Part 27

(A consolidated pile of…well…crap. Photot Socotra). I was up early, as usual, to try to scribble some words secular and profound and naturally with such lofty goals, failed. I could drink coffee, though, and I noticed that the books- Mom’s books, bless her- were looking at me accusingly. They had to be moved. And the […]

Day in the Life

Jamie goes anonymous as The Lovely Bea arranges limes with her vodka. Photo Socotra). No story this morning, sorry, there is too much going on to talk about. I am constantly entertained by the antics of the White House, and have become accustomed to the ability of Jay Carney utter bald-faced lies from the podium […]

Collateral Damage

I have been bustling around, distracted, since about three-thirty. Can’t sleep. Too much to think about. I have to be in Gaithersburg to pick up a proposal to deliver tomorrow, the Bulgarians are coming to continue painting and demolish my front bathroom, and a crew is coming to take a load of assorted furniture that […]

Men…and the Weather

(Screen capture of the intense tornado that scoured Moore, OK, and Oklahoma City yesterday. Screen capture from weather@aol.com) “Vast Oklahoma Tornado Kills at Least 91” -NICK OXFORD and MICHAEL SCHWITZ writing in the New York Times It is Spring, finally, which is good, but of course what comes with the change of season is unsettled […]

The Merry Month of May

Peter, the leonine aquatic magnate who services the pool has been busy. The deck is power-washed, the gunk of the long long winter has been vacuumed out, the blue water is pristine once more, and the tables and chairs have emerged from storage down in the life-guard office in the basement. A tipping point in […]

Damned Lies

(Chanteuse Mary goes for a square of Tracy O’Grady’s Philly Phlatbread she is whipping up for the crowd at the food festival of “A Taste of Arlington” on Sunday. Odds are that it is going to rain. Photo Socotra). Mark Twain famously observed that “There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.” My statistical chance of […]

Just When You Thought…

(Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius. Photo AP). There is the troika of alleged scandals in progress in town. It is quite remarkable, since the media has been trance-like for so long on the wonderful stuff that has been going on, the roaring economy and falling unemployment and all that stuff. Wait…oh never […]

Big Pink Condom

(President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder at the National Peace Officer’s Memorial Day in the District. Photo White House). I stopped at Willow last night after work. Yeah, no big revelation, but I wanted to kill a little time and ensure that the Bulgarians were out of the unit. I did not want to […]

Bulgarians and Tempura

(When the filing cabinets are gone, where do the files go? Photo Socotra). The Bulgarians are coming to work on the unit at ten. I am as screwed as Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney trying to explain how the Administration was blameless in the new scandal-a-day second term of Hope and Change. This is really screwed […]

Fly-Over

(Schematic of the Rt 29- RT 17 Flyover interchange that will make everything better. In the meantime, it is making things worse. But I have high hopes and boundless optimism. Photo VDOT.) I was pinned in traffic on Route 29 North. They started doing something at the junction between that major State Road South and […]