I was up early to see the world end as predicted by President Ahmadinejad. I was not early enough to see the dawn break over the Gulf; that would have meant not going to bed at all. I had the alarms set, though, so that if some wave of catastrophe were spreading west and east […]

Joe Rosenthal died yesterday, two days before the end of the world, which is scheduled by the Iranians for tomorrow. Joe was the guy who took the picture of the Marines raising Old Glory on top of Mount Suribachi on the volcanic Pacific island of Iwo Jima. He was 94 years of age, and didn’t […]

Leathers The jacket turned out to be a problem. Fall is coming, and I want to be ready for driving with the top down. I thought I had the answer when I got a lead on a nice brand-new A-2 leather jacket, just like the one that Uncle Dick wore when he was in the […]

Judge Anna Diggs Taylor of Detroit is enjoying her fifteen minutes of fame this morning. She is turning the millstones of justice out in the Heartland, grinding up the government’s contention that it can sort through the sea of calls and messages to identify those who wish to destroy us. There are partisans on both […]

Strongsville I awake this morning in middle America, where the highway arcs south and east from Lake Erie to link to the mountains of Pennsylvania. This is terra incognita to me, though I have crossed it fifty times or more on the concrete, hurtling from Virginia to Michigan. The Turnpike is a sealed system, complete […]

The Mask of Pharaoh The eyes glitter black, the obsidian taking all the light, and the lapis is bluer than blue. The gold is what takes you, on the headdress, and the whole idea that this is eternity looking back at you, when it was supposed to only look the other way. It is a […]

The Last Best Freedom I am in Michigan, the flat part of it, on personal business. I left Washington in a bit of a rush, since I did not have the time to go stand at the airport and wait for my bottled water, jug of Popov vodka and tube of lipstick to be confiscated […]

Tritium Sorry to be dancing on the edge of the apocalypse this week. I don’t mean to be doing it; events of the wider world have intruded into what should be a boring series of postcards about the gracefully declining plant facility of Big Pink, and the quiet disintegration of the residents. We now appear […]

End of the World I was comforted to be able to do some planning for the end of the world. We have had a few occasions to do so, what with the thugs and their bombs, and the odd hurricane. It was useful to know the end was coming in advance, since it gave me […]

The moisture has come inside this morning, warm as a blanket. It had been dry and cool almost all through July and into August. I knew that was not going to last, not after the fire trucks left yesterday. I was surprised by the magnitude of the response. I drive up on the service drive […]