Author: Vic Socotra

Hogs

(Night Train Hog) They don’t call Harley-Davison motorcycles Hogs for nothing. They are big and noisy and as efficient as a Zippo Lighter. My pal road his over to Big Pink on Saturday, and we compared the matchless classic lines of this unique American breed of swine.   My pal looks positively regal on his […]

American Values

(“SERE-Trained” Patch Available for purchase in the Coffee Mess, on completion) Seven-six-eleven-five-nine-an’-twenty mile to-day – Four-eleven-seventeen-thirty-two the day before – (Boots-boots-boots-boots-movin’ up an’ down again!) There’s no discharge in the war!                                     – “Boots,” by Rudyard Kipling   It is a long time ago now, and a lot of water over the board since. It is still […]

Truth to Power

(Truth, in a way) Apparently we are going to be treated to another batch of pictures depicting the abuse of prisoners in the two war zones. The ACLU sued for release of the pics under the Freedom of Information Act- FOIA- so here they come, ready or not.   The ACLU claims that the release […]

War Criminal 5

(SERE School Shoulder Patch)   I got the Top Secret memo in the unclassified e-mail the other day. It is one of the ones the Administration has declassified about the harsh treatment of the assholes who have killed thousands of us, and would like to kill more.   We must be in Neverland, right? The […]

Monocacy Creek

(Ram Rod)   I officially became a senior citizen when I signed up for the County-sponsored trip. It was $20 bucks, a bargain, really, and I heard that what the trip was going to see was in danger, and might not be there much longer.   I get ominous solicitations from the battlefield preservation folks […]

BallSellers

(Arlington’s Oldest House) So, it is a day with brilliant sunshine and the air so clear it hurts. Spring cannot be denied much longer, regardless of pouring rain and insidious chill.   The time is here.   I got in the Bluesmobile to check out something right in the neighborhood- or what would have been […]

Bird is the Word

(The Bird Grooming the Mound) It is raining and I have committed myself to a trip across the rivers, and a long walk in the rain. Thank goodness it held off long enough for the home opener downtown, though if the game had been in Phillie, at Citizen’s Bank Park, they would have cancelled it. […]

Easter Egg

(Partially Enclosed Lifeboat Similar to that from Maersk Alabama)   Richard Phillips is going to get the Easter Egg that his family told him they were saving for him. That was splendid news, and it came as I was rolling back from a jaunt over to the local pawnshop, something I should have done last […]

Empty Eyes

It is Easter, and I am risen, if not in the same divine fashion as some.   A sciatic nerve got pinched last Thursday and I have been lurching through the day. As usual, the events of the calendar snuck up on me. Having no children underfoot, the whole Spring Break thing never came up […]

The Bottom

(Case-Shiller Graph depicting decline of key regional real estate markets from 2006 peak)   I would have to go back and check, but I recall vividly the moment that I knew that Barak Obama was going to be the President of the United States. It was not one of those moments when you saw a […]