Author: Vic Socotra

The Higgs Boson

(The Higgs Boson, in Plush Fabric)   Time moves backward in Ohio. I know that for a fact, since I saw it Sunday morning behind the wheel of the Bluesmobile.   In theory, this is a simple thing. Einstein laid the thing out; as old Police Cruisers approach the speed of light on the Ohio […]

Shaving Dad

(Early Electric Razor) It is a Federal Holiday, as you well know, but there is no rest for the wicked. I would have to burn a “floating holiday” in order to honor my Italian heritage and sit on the couch at home and recover from the 1,600 miles on the road this week. Not that […]

Seven EightyThree

(View From the Bluesmobile Dash) I don’t know if it would have changed my mind any. It was the right thing to have a car up here, and driving my own made things a lot less complex.   Not one TSA screener asked to look in my back filled with electronic devices- Blackberry, cell phone, […]

The Kramdens

(Jackie Gleason as Bus Driver Ralph Kramden)   This is a magical time of the year, as you probably have noticed. My favorite sports are in full flower. It is sweater weather, and there is football, college and pro, and baseball has worked it’s seductive best.   The weekend did not go so well for […]

Down on the Farm

(October at Brandy Station) I’m down at the farm, and the coffee is not bad. It was a marvelous drive in the Bluesmobile down here, feeling the congestion of the city fall away. Early casualties of the season, the first leaves, danced across the road and the sun did not beat down, it embraced. Football […]

Personal Business Ashore

(Flag folded for retirement ceremony) There was a phrase we were supposed to utter to the Officer of the Deck when we left the ship. I as delighted to find that there was more than one as time went by. It was a nuance of language, important only in the relative terms our captivity to […]

Buying Time

  (Parking Meters)   I have some friends- bless them- who volunteer in Hospice programs. Those groups help the terminally ill confront the inevitable with peace, comfort and dignity.   It is among the most selfless of volunteer activities, and the hardest. All of the sturm unt drang of life is burned away for the […]

Happy New Year

It is pretty cool, having a secret holiday.   Oh, all right. It is not that secret, not like some mystical rite that is conducted in some inky basement at Langley, or below the flood-plain of the Potomac River at Bolling Air Force Base.   It is little known, though, I will grant you. We […]

Time Gentlemen

(Olde English “D” of the Detroit Tigers Major League Baseball Franchise)   If we were not technologically challenged, Muhammed would probably have tweeted the progress of the double-header in Detroit.   He is our life-line to the Motor City, though he does not live there any more than the rest of us. He is out […]

Limited Time Offer

(The Shelf Reliance One Year Food Supply)   Many reputable authors disagree about what humankind should expect on Dec. 21, 2012, when the Maya’s “Long Count” calendar runs out, marking the end of a 5,126-year era.   Some are predicting widespread catastrophe. There is a movie about 2012 that will debut in November- you can […]