Author: Vic Socotra

Steam Punk

(ex-USS New Jersey, one of four Iowa-class Battlewagons BB-62 at her resting place. Photo Socotra).   We walked past the entrance to the indoor Seaport Museum to take in the vista of bedraggled Camden across the Delaware River. There, the Iowa-Class battlewagon ex-USS New Jersey (BB-62)  looms like a long gray mountain across the slate […]

Its the Water

(Classic Olympia Beer label, circa 1914. Legacy Copyright SABMiller Corp.)   I remember the slogan for Olympia-brand beer, from the Great Pacific Northwest. Maybe you do, too. “It’s the water!” they proudly proclaimed in the days when there were three television channels and life made a certain non-ironic sense.   I haven’t seen any Oly […]

Binding Commitment

The two projects have been hanging over my head for weeks now. I have to generate a special 25th Anniversary issue of the Quarterly for the Professional Association, and then the regular Fall-Winter issue. They can take weekends of work, and I was running out of time. I am bound by the commitment to get […]

Bring It On

(Split blackened artichokes. Photo Socotra).   Ingredients:   One package Harris Teeters Pierogies stuffed with chedder and jalpanos (twelve, approximately)   One large Castroville, California, artichoke.   Hellman’s Original Mayonaisse, fresh creamery butter, sea salt and crushed black pepper to taste.   One steak, marinated in Jack Daniels Garlic and Herb sauce 24 hours (unless […]

Mad as Hell

(Peter Finch is mad as hell in this frame from the 1976 film “Network.” Photo fair use from Wikipedia. Copyright MGM/Turner Entertainment) A lot of people of apparently running on the Mad as Hell platform this season, echoing the classic line of Paddy Chayefsky’s washed up television anchor Howard Beale:   “I’m mad as hell, […]

Say Goodnight

(The ritual of the 2010 Big Pink closing ceremony, Big Pink’s 2010 season. Left to right, Chad, Jiggs, Vic, Joe, Jeremy, Mrs. Hitler, Manda, Sarah-with-H, Mardy-2. Choreography Mary Margaret. Photo Manduley)   My sister Anook called and caught me by the pool. Well, it would be hard to catch me anywhere else on the last […]

Cooking With Lenin

I look at him with each meal I prepare. Oh, I should mention this now, the indoor cooking season will commence next week and I have a most triumphant recipe for peanut soup that we will try this week, so stand by. I was contemplating that when I actually looked at Lenin. He, or at […]

Legionnaires

(Centurion with campaign and Imperial medals. Image courtesy Ermine Street Guard, Copywrite 2010)   “…a Centurion Pilus Prior (First Spear) in command of a cohort would hold a rank equivalent to that of a Lieutenant Colonel, since the number of soldiers under their command is similar. On the other hand, the vast majority of Centurions […]

ReCognition

(Cyborg head. Photo Hemdale Film Corporation).   I hate to beat the drum too hard on this one, but a lot of people are thinking about what is happening to us. Could be be on the verge of something really big?   A pal wrote to me from his government job. He said “I too […]

Cognition

  I am losing my mind. You probably are too, but it seems we are getting another one.  I am not sure we signed up for this, but that doesn’t seem to matter. I think- at least in the time that I spend doing that activity- that something big is happening to us.   Remember […]