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\"040414-1\"<\/p>\n

So, Old Jim called and asked if I was coming out to play- I had been home all day, and decided it would be nice to get out in the open air on the way to a dark bar. Jim said he had a late lunch at Willow for business purposes and was still there, and I told him I might see my way clear to shut down the computer and abandon the Great American Novel for the afternoon.<\/p>\n

I strolled in as the place was just starting to wake up after the sleepy afternoon. Jim was under his earbuds, listening to music from long ago and far away. \u201cHey,\u201d I said. \u201cYou ran for mayor of the District. What do you think about Mayor Gray getting beaten in the Democratic Primary?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIn this town, the Dems have three-quarters of the registered voters. That makes the primary tantamount to getting elected. People are fed up.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut Muriel Bowser? No one knows anything about the winner. I never heard of her. \u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cRemember, I ran against Marion Barry. It doesn\u2019t matter what you know. It is just the District.\u201d We talked about the wild card in the race- David Catania, an energetic progressive member of the Council who is running as an independent, and whether the national party was going to shower money on an unknown.<\/p>\n

\u201cBeats the hell out of me. I wish I was running this year,\u201d growled Jim.<\/p>\n

Then we turned our attention to something that really matters: Opening Day for the Nationals at one on Friday against the Braves, who are in town for the weekend. Of course, this is all National League stuff, so who cares. Jim is a diehard Redsox fan, and my heart, for good or ill, belongs to the Tigers.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere is a bunch of new stuff at Nationals Park,\u201d I said. \u201cWiFi so you can watch the game on your iPad. And new places to shop.\u201d Jim just looked at with thinly veiled incredulity.<\/p>\n

\u201cI know, I know. Why would you watch the game on your tablet when you are actually sitting in the stadium, or go shopping at the seventh inning stretch.\u201d I took a sip of white and watched the Fish & Wildlife crew trickle in when Jon-without sat down next to me and decided to drink what I was drinking- the Happy Hour White, my favorite loss-leader on the five 0\u2019clock menu.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou don\u2019t normally drink wine,\u201d I said. \u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI like to mix it up,\u201d he said. \u201cAnd I wanted to see what it was like to be you,\u201d he responded. \u201cI am going to keep up as an experiment.\u201d I looked at him owlishly.<\/p>\n

\u201cI only drink the white because I hate it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou hate it? That doesn\u2019t make sense.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOn the contrary,\u201d I responded, taking a sip of the crisp sauvignon blanc. \u201cThe fact that I don\u2019t care for it makes me drink less and the glass lasts longer.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut aren\u2019t you supposed to enjoy it?\u201d he slid his glass next to mine when I placed it down on the Willow coaster and leaned forward to calibrate the level of the golden wine. \u201cNot equal,\u201d he pronounced gravely.<\/p>\n

\u201cI can fix that,\u201d I said, and splashed some of mine into his glass, which naturally hit the top of the rim and splashed on the bar. Boomer had to come over with a bar towel to wipe it up and admonished us to stop fooling around.<\/p>\n

\"040414-2\"<\/p>\n

\u201cThat is alcohol abuse,\u201d she said. \u201cWe won\u2019t have that here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Old Jim waved his empty Long Neck Bud at her, not quite over the indignation that his usual happy hour stool had been occupied when he arrived for lunch. Boomer asked him if he had forgiven her yet, and Jim looked skeptical, apparently still making up his mind.<\/p>\n

\u201cI said I was sorry,\u201d Boomer said contritely, and I thought it was impossible to stay mad at her for long, but Jim is stubborn, and the press of F&W people was crowding him from behind.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCome on, Jim. Give the lady a break. It\u2019s almost the Home Opener.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI will consider it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boomer smiled and bustled off down the bar to see if she could find the remote that controls the televisions in their little cubicles above the bar. They are normally turned off, but when the new season is just starting, she might make an exception to policy.<\/p>\n

Jon-without slid his glass next to mine, and I noticed he had pulled ahead, and was already more me than I was. I decided I was up to the challenge. There is a ballgame to get ready for.<\/p>\n

\"040414-3\"<\/p>\n

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