{"id":5410,"date":"2013-05-24T19:24:03","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T19:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=5410"},"modified":"2013-05-24T19:25:09","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T19:25:09","slug":"crap-part-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/crap-part-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap, Part 27"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5412\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image12-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image12-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image12-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image12-374x281.jpg 374w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image12.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(A consolidated pile of&#8230;well&#8230;crap. Photot Socotra).<\/p>\n<p>I was up early, as usual, to try to scribble some words secular and profound and naturally with such lofty goals, failed.<\/p>\n<p>I could drink coffee, though, and I noticed that the books- Mom&#8217;s books, bless her- were looking at me accusingly. They had to be moved. And the pictures.<\/p>\n<p>Crap. So I started moving things around and when the moving guys arrived, they blocked the front entrance to Big Pink and the fun began.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t begin to tell you how much mirth and merriment this turned into, and I have not even tried to drive to Maryland yet.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great Memorial Day Weekend, though pay a thought to those who served, but did not live to see this one.<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2013 Vic Socotra<br \/>\nwww.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A consolidated pile of&#8230;well&#8230;crap. Photot Socotra). I was up early, as usual, to try to scribble some words secular and profound and naturally with such lofty goals, failed. I could drink coffee, though, and I noticed that the books- Mom&#8217;s books, bless her- were looking at me accusingly. They had to be moved. And the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-socotra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5410"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5413,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410\/revisions\/5413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}