{"id":4461,"date":"2013-01-01T21:43:23","date_gmt":"2013-01-01T21:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=4461"},"modified":"2013-01-01T21:44:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-01T21:44:28","slug":"old-long-syne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/old-long-syne\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Long Syne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4463\" alt=\"auld-lang-syne-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/auld-lang-syne-1.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/auld-lang-syne-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/auld-lang-syne-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Should Old Acquaintance be forgot,<br \/>\nand never thought upon;<br \/>\nThe flames of Love extinguished,<br \/>\nand fully past and gone:<br \/>\nIs thy sweet Heart now grown so cold,<br \/>\nthat loving Breast of thine;<br \/>\nThat thou canst never once reflect<br \/>\nOn Old long syne.<br \/>\nCHORUS:<br \/>\nOn Old long syne my Jo,<br \/>\nOn Old long syne,<br \/>\nThat thou canst never once reflect,<br \/>\nOn Old long syne.<br \/>\n&#8211; Traditional, as interpreted by Robert Burns<\/p>\n<p>I actually saw the New Year 0f 2013 come in. I was quite surprised that it happened that way- totally by accident. I stopped at Willow to see Old Jim and his wife of 30 years, Mary, around five. There was a plain-clothes Crown Vic at the curb, unmanned at the moment, but it signaled to me that I should not tarry at the bar long.<\/p>\n<p>I know it is all about safety and that crap but the trappings of the new National Security State chafe a bit on an independent citizen. I could hve taken a cab, of course, but that would take the fun of the cat-and-mouse out of the early evening.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention Heckle the Cat returned to live in the barn at the farm? There was no end of good news. I observed as much when I walked into the bar and sat down next to Jim<\/p>\n<p>Which was true- the Amen Corner was reserved, starting at 8:30 that evening and Old Jim was pissed off about it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jim,&#8221; I said, &#8220;We never last long enough to get to eight o&#8217;clock, and I am certainly not even going to try tonight. Too many cops out there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just not right,&#8221; growled Jim. &#8220;If I want to stay, I ought to be allowed to. They should have asked first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged. Mary said that SECSTATE&#8217;s blood clot was in the brain, not the leg, as had been reported on the satellite radio coming back up north, and the story had changed. She asked what I thought, since I had been of the opinion that the &#8220;concussion&#8221; was a function of Hillary&#8217;s refusal to be pilloried in front of an angry House committee over the Benghazi &#8220;sloppiness&#8221; cited by the President.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI apologize to the Secretary in advance, assuming this is a result of the concussion,\u201d I said. \u201cBut you have to admit it was all awfully convenient.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt is almost the new year. Try some charity, Vic,\u201d she said, taking a sip of the bubbly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hereby accept that as a resolution,\u201d I said. \u201cI will have more faith in the Process, though it has been a challenge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you think the House will act tonight?\u201d growled Jim.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI dunno. I heard that they trotted out the Veep and the Minority leader and they got something done. Fixed the AMT, extended the unemployment benefits, and identified the real class enemies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho is that?\u201d said Jim, taking a swig of Budweiser.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSingle earners who make more than $400 thousand, and couples making $450K,\u201d I said. \u201cI can get behind screwing those bastards.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYouknow it will be exactly like the AMT, don&#8217;t you? It will creep up and get everyone sooner or later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut it won\u2019t happen this year. By the time inflation gets me to $400K a year I will have been dead for awhile.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cApr\u00e8s vous, le deluge, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat seems to be the general theme this year. I should be interesting when they get around to looking at the deficit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf they get there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nodded. \u201cYou are right on that one. I dunno why, but the whole cast of characters downtown reminds me of the crew of the Costa Concordia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe can hope they wake up enough to keep us off the rocks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd hope that they don&#8217;t screw this up at the very last minute,\u201d said Chris, the burly ex-Marine who began to list a litany of outrages at the Dulles Expo Gun Show.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe extended capacity magazines were two or three times what they were before the Sand Hook shootings. It is price gouging, pure and simple.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey are going to be illegal pretty soon. Can\u2019t blame them for wanting to clear the inventory,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere were no AR\u2019s left on the counters, and a lot of people were buying tactical shotguns. And between the Code Pink demonstrators and the happy assault weapon buyers, it was a zoo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t even consider going,\u201d I said. \u201cI think I am all set right where I am,\u201d I said. \u201cNo need to panic just yet. I looked at the dial on the Rolex and realized I needed to go before the police set up the random check-points. I looked over at Jim and Mary. \u201cYou guys are great pals,\u201d I said. \u201cHave a great New Years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jim scowled. \u201cYeah, and a merry Old Long Syne, to you too, Vic.\u201d Then he ordered another Bud. They can walk home from Willow.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year.<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2013 Vic Socotra<br \/>\nwww.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should Old Acquaintance be forgot, and never thought upon; The flames of Love extinguished, and fully past and gone: Is thy sweet Heart now grown so cold, that loving Breast of thine; That thou canst never once reflect On Old long syne. 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