{"id":32657,"date":"2026-03-12T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T08:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=32657"},"modified":"2026-03-12T20:55:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T20:55:42","slug":"arrias-and-his-muse-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/arrias-and-his-muse-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"Arrias and his Muse: Bone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-23163\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/arrias_muse1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/arrias_muse1.png 214w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/arrias_muse1-209x281.png 209w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/>\u00a0Mullah, son of a Mullah,<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s the new big man in town,<\/p>\n<p>Though it seems to be starting slow,<\/p>\n<p>Rumor has it he\u2019s wearing a frown.<\/p>\n<p>Seems he was near his pappy,<\/p>\n<p>At least according to an anonymous reporter,<\/p>\n<p>And one of the early airstrikes<\/p>\n<p>Made him a foot shorter\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He no longer has an air force,<\/p>\n<p>His navy has lots of leaks,<\/p>\n<p>And the war is still young,<\/p>\n<p>Not even two little weeks.<\/p>\n<p>B-1s and B-52s have moved to forward bases,<\/p>\n<p>Cut the sortie times in two,<\/p>\n<p>Dropping lots of little JDAMs,<\/p>\n<p>That sweet voodoo that they do.<\/p>\n<p>And though the war isn\u2019t goin\u2019 perfect,<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the Mullahs should get on the phone,<\/p>\n<p>Tell the Donald they surrender,<\/p>\n<p>Before they\u2019re found a big, nasty B-ONE\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2026 Arrias<br \/>\nwww.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Mullah, son of a Mullah, He\u2019s the new big man in town, Though it seems to be starting slow, Rumor has it he\u2019s wearing a frown. Seems he was near his pappy, At least according to an anonymous reporter, And one of the early airstrikes Made him a foot shorter\u2026 He no longer has an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arrian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32657"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32659,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32657\/revisions\/32659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}