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\nMonday\u2019s Big Winter Storm got its official announcement from Splash, who rarely raises his voice but knows when something deserves notice. “I think I am in love with a talented young woman named Katie Byrne.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nMonday\u2019s Big Winter Storm got its official announcement from Splash, who rarely raises his voice but knows when something deserves notice. “I think I am in love with a talented young woman named Katie Byrne.\u201d<\/p>\n
Rocket didn\u2019t look up from his coffee.<\/p>\n
\u201cAren\u2019t you about four decades too old for her? Or are you prospecting for that grandson of yours?\u201d
\nLaughter rolled across the conference table. Melissa and Holly, already awake long enough to see the non-fantasy version of Splash, found the idea of any cross-generational romance safely hypothetical.<\/p>\n
Splash straightened anyway.<\/p>\n
\u201cI kept watch all day because of the sleet. From before dawn until after sunset. Most amazing thing I\u2019ve seen\u2014except for Katie, of course. It rained lightly all day, prickly on the nose. She helped me understand what I was seeing, and I stayed with her coverage the rest of the afternoon.\u201d<\/p>\n
He had done his homework. Katie Byrne joined FOX Weather in 2021 after working local desks in Scranton and Philadelphia. Poise, presence, training programs, national desk. Splash recited it like a r\u00e9sum\u00e9 learned out of respect.<\/p>\n
Melissa stretched, her red sweater bright against the pale dawn outside the windows.
\n\u201cSo what does she guess is coming next?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cKatie was conflicted,\u201d Splash said. \u201cThe sleet cut off snow accumulation early, so we got ice instead. If it had been a little colder at altitude, we\u2019d be talking records. Instead, we got historic ugliness. Ice-coated roads, sharp-edged snowbanks, people walking in the street alongside plows and emergency drivers. And she says it\u2019s staying in the icebox.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo no melt today?\u201d Rocket asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNot according to Katie. No temperatures above freezing for a week.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBrrrr.\u201d<\/p>\n
That was when Section Leader Miles entered with a steaming mug.
\n\u201cIs it safe to go out?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cClear as a bell at dawn,\u201d Splash said. \u201cWind chills in the single digits. Good day for chipping and shoveling. But not for melting.\u201d<\/p>\n
Rocket frowned. \u201cDidn\u2019t someone predict another storm?\u201d<\/p>\n
Melissa nodded. \u201cWTOP overnight. Veronica Johnson and Dave Dildine. More snow possible before this ice lets go.\u201d<\/p>\n
No one liked that.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf it keeps up,\u201d Splash said, \u201cwe may just post a sign: “Historic Snow Emergency\u2014See You in the Spring.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nThe storm failed to break records. It succeeded only in being relentless, inconvenient, and exhausting\u2014an ice-glazed reminder that weather doesn\u2019t need superlatives to disrupt daily life.<\/p>\n
Splash stood, parka zipped, remote control sliding into his pocket.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to see if Katie has a more interesting forecast,\u201d he said. \u201cIt fascinates me that journalists are doing the weather guessing these days. Given the track record, certainty feels seasonal.\u201d
\nOutside, Fairfax remained frozen and patient. Inside, the coffee was hot, the parkas stayed on, and everyone quietly hoped for thaw\u2014both meteorological and otherwise.<\/p>\n
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