{"id":32053,"date":"2025-12-01T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=32053"},"modified":"2025-12-01T19:36:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T19:36:09","slug":"cyber-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/cyber-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Cyber Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"468\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1-468x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32054\" style=\"width:585px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1-468x281.jpg 468w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1-1536x922.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Vic looked a little disoriented in the morning Production Meeting. He gripped the edge of the table in a way that displayed his right hand with a garish piece of jewelry gleaming on his wrist. \u201cI was warned about frauds on this cyber Monday that represents people coming back to the office on the Monday after Turkey Day and gastronomic excess and snow storms and all that stuff. So, Imagine my surprise when the President of the United States appeared on the Fox Business Channel selling wrist watches. I bought two, since they claim there will be a wild increase in the value of these political timepieces. This one was only $599 bucks, and less than $1,200 for the pair.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He waved his wrist with the elegant Beads of Rice bracelet on the deluxe black tachymeter bezel. \u201cThe President mentioned I ought to keep the other one in my desk safe with that bottle of Elijah Craig Small Batch Bourbon and watch both increase in real value.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rocket smirked as he stood twirling a finger in the front of the Conference Room on the 4th Floor of The Trillium.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"493\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-2-493x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-2-493x281.jpg 493w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-2-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-2-768x438.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/120125-2.jpg 1508w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>With that, the Boomers went back to their keyboards and the Zoomers sent each other a text suggesting that they might watch what they were doing today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Copyright 2025 Vic Socotra<br \/>Art W.E. Socotra 1944<br \/>www.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vic looked a little disoriented in the morning Production Meeting. 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