{"id":23355,"date":"2022-03-01T14:00:38","date_gmt":"2022-03-01T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=23355"},"modified":"2022-03-01T14:01:42","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T14:01:42","slug":"life-island-times-dancing-in-a-ukrainian-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/life-island-times-dancing-in-a-ukrainian-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Life &#038; Island Times: Dancing in a Ukrainian Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Author&#8217;s Note: While I&#8217;m thinking about the change March&#8217;s coming will soon bring to the Empire, this is for Vlad and his hommies.<\/p>\n<p>Drink and hip hop it up, boys.<\/p>\n<p>-Marlow<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;\u200b<\/p>\n<p>Well, Vald was dancing at Moscow club one Friday night<br \/>\nAnd that nightclub bar was a little too uptight<br \/>\nYeah, Vlad was dancing all alone, never self-conscious<br \/>\nWhen some punks came up and said<br \/>\n&#8220;For dancing, come with us,&#8221; and soon<\/p>\n<p>He was dancing in a Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo<br \/>\nHe was dancing in a Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed<\/p>\n<p>Well, his troops hopping and jumping in bad Ukrainian bar<br \/>\nIn the free fire zone<br \/>\nNot dancing with their friends<br \/>\nJust dancing cold, wet, and alone<\/p>\n<p>Well, Moscow bars, things&#8217;re always alright<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bars, things were Friday no-paycheck night<br \/>\nWell, Moscow bars, things&#8217;re always alright<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bars, things were Friday no-paycheck night<\/p>\n<p>Well, troops not liking dancing in these Ukrainian bars<br \/>\nWay far away from their hometown<br \/>\nNot liking the scene<br \/>\nOr hanging around<\/p>\n<p>Well, at Moscow bar, things were stop and stare<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bar, things were open warfare<br \/>\nMoscow bar, things were stop and stare<br \/>\nIn Ukrainian bar, things were shoot the Russian bear<\/p>\n<p>Troops not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo<br \/>\nTroops not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed<\/p>\n<p>In Moscow bar, folks were drinking sips<br \/>\nBut in this bar, they&#8217;re emptying clips<br \/>\nIn Moscow bar, folks were drinking sips<br \/>\nBut in this bar, they&#8217;re emptying clips<\/p>\n<p>Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo<br \/>\nNot liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed<\/p>\n<p>Well in Moscow bar, things were okay<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bar, things were &#8220;You die today&#8221;<br \/>\nWell in Moscow bar, things were okay<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bar, things were &#8220;You die today&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo<br \/>\nNot liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed<\/p>\n<p>Well in Moscow bar, things were controlled<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bar, thngs&#8217;re free fire zone rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll<br \/>\nWell in Moscow bar, things were controlled<br \/>\nBut in Ukrainian bar, thngs&#8217;re free fire zone rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll<\/p>\n<p>Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo<br \/>\nNot liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed\u200b<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-23357\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/030122-LIT.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/030122-LIT.jpg 578w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/030122-LIT-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/030122-LIT-444x281.jpg 444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><br \/>\nScrewed, screwed, screwed<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2022 My Aisle Seat<br \/>\nwww.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Author&#8217;s Note: While I&#8217;m thinking about the change March&#8217;s coming will soon bring to the Empire, this is for Vlad and his hommies. Drink and hip hop it up, boys. -Marlow &#8212;&#8212;\u200b Well, Vald was dancing at Moscow club one Friday night And that nightclub bar was a little too uptight Yeah, Vlad was dancing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-island-times"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23359,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23355\/revisions\/23359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}