{"id":16190,"date":"2017-07-17T18:54:29","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T18:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=16190"},"modified":"2017-07-19T16:56:48","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T16:56:48","slug":"life-island-times-too-much-time-on-my-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/life-island-times-too-much-time-on-my-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Life & Island Times: Too Much Time On My Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Author’s note:<\/strong> Given the multiple “modern day presidential” tweetapaloozas we have been recently gifted with, today’s piece wrote itself. With deepest apologies to Styx.<\/p>\n

– Marlow<\/p>\n

Sittin’ on a White House potty stool
\nTweetin’ like a damn fool
\nGot the three AM Twitter blues
\nI’ve given up hope for these Republican dopes
\nSenate votes’re only fifty-two!
\nSome folks wonder if I’m crazy
\nPelosi says she sure I’m not sane at all!<\/p>\n

So tired of things Russian
\nI’ve got too much to do and no time to do it
\nSo tired my bills are losing
\nAt night there’s nothing to do and all night to do it
\nWell I’d go out cruising, but DC’s got no place
\nTo go at night, Secret Service got cameras everywhere
\nFake news has already labeled me a criminal
\nThe Dems wonder why I’m not in jail<\/p>\n

Does anyone wonder why I twitter away all the time on my hands
\nSome say I’m tweeting away America’s sanity
\nI’ve got too much time on my hands
\nWhy is it so hard to believe Obamacare’s a calamity
\nCountry’s got no coverage left on its insurance plans
\nHealthcare clock’s ticking away, ticking away for the country
\nIt’s hard to believe I won electorally<\/p>\n

Now I’m a reality TV genius
\nI can solve America’s problems
\nJust by saying you’re fired – yeah!
\nI got millions of fans and the fun never ends-
\nThat’s cause I’m never apologizin’!
\nAin’t it great I’m the president
\nJust wish the Dems were null and void<\/p>\n

I’ve got too much time on my hands
\nand I’m tweetin’ it away, tweetin’ away for you and me
\n(Too much time on my hands)
\nI’m tweet tweet tweet tweet tweetin’ away
\n(Too much time on my hands)
\nAnd I don’t know what to do with myself.<\/p>\n

Copyright \u00a9 2017 From My Isle Seat
\nwww.vicsocotra.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Author’s note: Given the multiple “modern day presidential” tweetapaloozas we have been recently gifted with, today’s piece wrote itself. With deepest apologies to Styx. – Marlow Sittin’ on a White House potty stool Tweetin’ like a damn fool Got the three AM Twitter blues I’ve given up hope for these Republican dopes Senate votes’re only […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-island-times"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16191,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16190\/revisions\/16191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}