{"id":13441,"date":"2016-07-10T14:47:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T14:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/?p=13441"},"modified":"2016-07-10T14:47:37","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T14:47:37","slug":"life-and-island-times-drinking-with-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vicsocotra.com\/wordpress\/life-and-island-times-drinking-with-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Life and Island Times: Drinking with Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"

Life and Island Times July 10 2016 \u2013 Drinking with Jesus <\/p>\n

This one is from 2011. <\/p>\n

—————————– <\/p>\n

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I found myself half wasted at the Parrot late one night <\/p>\n

I was drinking heavily with Jesus <\/p>\n

Talking about my crap life <\/p>\n

Tell me, tell me Jesus <\/p>\n

Tell me, tell me more <\/p>\n

Why am I not happy? <\/p>\n

Why am I not rich? <\/p>\n

Why does no one love me? <\/p>\n

Why\u2019s life such a bitch? <\/p>\n

Jesus looked at me kinda weird <\/p>\n

I saw tears in his eyes <\/p>\n

Cracking jokes, laughing through his beard <\/p>\n

Taking pulls from a bottle of cheap red wine <\/p>\n

Jesus and I had shots of tequila <\/p>\n

Then we had some low down whiskey on the rocks <\/p>\n

Then we started dancing like two maniacs <\/p>\n

Then he said to me: <\/p>\n

\u201cYou are a drunk\u201d <\/p>\n

Yeah, that stunk <\/p>\n

\u201cYou are a loser\u201d <\/p>\n

Yeah, I\u2019m a boozer <\/p>\n

\u201cAt least you don\u2019t do Anheuser\u201d <\/p>\n

Yeah, I\u2019m no compromiser <\/p>\n

Tell me, tell me Jesus <\/p>\n

Tell me, tell me more <\/p>\n

Why am I not happy? <\/p>\n

Why am I not rich? <\/p>\n

Why does no one love me? <\/p>\n

Why\u2019s life such a bitch? <\/p>\n

Copyright \u00a9 2016 From My Isle Seat <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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