If you are an island female, all you must do is leave the house. You will likely get picked up on your way to the bar.<\/p>\n
All that nonsense about face paint and trendy clothes is lost on the heterosexual island male. Just say \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Marlow has had multiple opportunities over the years to speak with a multitude of island musicians. They laugh and advise they can have whomever they want from the pool of those who want them. This makes them rather like females, in that<\/p>\n
they do the choosing.<\/p>\n
Consequently, the musicians are very confident with females. If you get on stage and you can play an instrument or sing a song, you will get laid.<\/p>\n
The next issue is the ratio of your talent and your looks which determine the quality from which you get you get to pick; however, there will always be someone!<\/p>\n
If you are male and not an entertainer, you will be celibate unless you know some tricks – like being extremely rich. Minimally helpful suggestions from these musicians: offer to buy her something. They also contend that it is very important that<\/p>\n
you don\u2019t talk too much, but do ask questions, and tell her she\u2019s interesting. Yes, it\u2019s time consuming for the average male.<\/p>\n
A longer term solution is to learn how to play an instrument and get on stage.<\/p>\n
On a biological level, what is happening is the transmission of good vibes which gets everyone\u2019s peptides ablaze. This misunderstood transaction of energy is a known factor in the world of psychiatry where the patient becomes besotted with the<\/p>\n
doctor. It is called transference. Yes, the phenomenon even has a name.<\/p>\n
So, my most excellent dudes, it is worth a try. Buy yourself a guitar and wear it for an accessory and see if this advice is correct.<\/p>\n
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\nNYC\u2019s Times Square dude says it is 100% guaranteed<\/p>\n
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